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notcurses/CODE_OF_CONDUCT.md

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         **An Erisian Code of Conduct, version 1.1**
  • Hail Eris. All hail Discordia.

  • Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.

  • Snitches get stitches.

  • If someone is bothering you, a good thing to do might be rewriting their contributions in a way that leaves the code incontrovertibly improved. The best revenge is getting good hacks on.

  • What the eye sees and the mind covets, let the hand boldly seize!

  • Nam Sibyllam quidem Cumis ego ipse oculis meis vidi in ampulla pendere, et cum illi pueri dicerent: Σίβνλλα τί ϴέλεις; respondebat illa: άπο ϴανεΐν ϴέλω.

  • Code talks, bullshit walks.

          **THIS DOCUMENT MUST BE COPIED IN TRIPLICATE**
    
  • One copy shall be posted in a place visible to all workers.

  • One copy shall be locked in a safe of at least TRTL30x6/European Grade 5 strength, or a strongroom at the EN 1143-1 level. No one may see this copy.

  • One copy shall be sent to that place of which we must not speak.

        **THE HOLDER OF THIS DOCUMENT IS A LICENSED POPE**