**An Erisian Code of Conduct, version 1.1**

* Hail Eris. All hail Discordia.
* Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
* Snitches get stitches.
* If someone is bothering you, a good thing to do might be rewriting their
   contributions in a way that leaves the code incontrovertibly improved.
   The best revenge is getting good hacks on.
* What the eye sees and the mind covets, let the hand boldly seize!
* Nam Sibyllam quidem Cumis ego ipse oculis meis vidi in ampulla pendere, et
  cum illi pueri dicerent: Σίβνλλα τί ϴέλεις; respondebat illa: άπο ϴανεΐν ϴέλω.
* Code talks, bullshit walks.

            **THIS DOCUMENT MUST BE COPIED IN TRIPLICATE**

* One copy shall be posted in a place visible to all workers.
* One copy shall be locked in a safe of at least TRTL30x6/European Grade 5
    strength, or a strongroom at the EN 1143-1 level.
    No one may see this copy.
* One copy shall be sent to that place of which we must not speak.

          **THE HOLDER OF THIS DOCUMENT IS A LICENSED POPE**