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A Code of Conduct
KEEP IT DANK
- Hail Eris. All hail Discordia.
- Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law.
- Snitches get stitches.
- If someone is bothering you, a good thing to do might be rewriting their contributions in a way that leaves the code incontrovertibly improved. The best revenge is getting good hacks on.
- What the eye sees and the mind covets, let the hand boldly seize!
- Nam Sibyllam quidem Cumis ego ipse oculis meis vidi in ampulla pendere, et cum illi pueri dicerent: Σίβνλλα τί ϴέλεις; respondebat illa: άπο ϴανεΐν ϴέλω.
- Code talks, bullshit walks.
THIS DOCUMENT MUST BE COPIED IN TRIPLICATE
- One copy shall be posted in a place visible to all workers.
- One copy shall be locked in a safe of at least TRTL30x6/European Grade 5 strength, or a strongroom at the EN 1143-1 level. No one may see this copy.
- One copy shall be sent to that place of which we must not speak.
THE BEARER OF THIS DOCUMENT IS A LICENSED POPE, SO TREAT THEM RIGHT
- All statements are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense.
- There are no rules anywhere.
- The Goddess Prevails.
WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS
- Hack the Planet.