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# A Code of Conduct
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## KEEP IT DANK
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* Hail Eris. All hail Discordia.
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* Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law.
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* Snitches get stitches.
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* If someone is bothering you, a good thing to do might be rewriting their contributions in a way that leaves the code incontrovertibly improved. The best revenge is getting good hacks on.
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* What the eye sees and the mind covets, let the hand boldly seize!
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* Nam Sibyllam quidem Cumis ego ipse oculis meis vidi in ampulla pendere, et cum illi pueri dicerent: *Σίβνλλα τί ϴέλεις*; respondebat illa: *άπο ϴανεΐν ϴέλω*.
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* Code talks, bullshit walks.
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## THIS DOCUMENT MUST BE COPIED IN TRIPLICATE
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* One copy shall be posted in a place visible to all workers.
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* One copy shall be locked in a safe of at least TRTL30x6/European Grade 5 strength, or a strongroom at the EN 1143-1 level. No one may see this copy.
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* One copy shall be sent to that place of which we must not speak.
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## THE BEARER OF THIS DOCUMENT IS A LICENSED POPE, SO TREAT THEM RIGHT
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* All statements are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense.
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* There are no rules anywhere.
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* The Goddess Prevails.
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## WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS
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* Hack the Planet.
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