notcurses/CODE_OF_CONDUCT.md

A Code of Conduct

KEEP IT DANK

• Hail Eris. All hail Discordia.
• Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law.
• Snitches get stitches.
• If someone is bothering you, a good thing to do might be rewriting their contributions in a way that leaves the code incontrovertibly improved. The best revenge is getting good hacks on.
• What the eye sees and the mind covets, let the hand boldly seize!
• Nam Sibyllam quidem Cumis ego ipse oculis meis vidi in ampulla pendere, et cum illi pueri dicerent: Σίβνλλα τί ϴέλεις; respondebat illa: άπο ϴανεΐν ϴέλω.
• Code talks, bullshit walks.

THIS DOCUMENT MUST BE COPIED IN TRIPLICATE

• One copy shall be posted in a place visible to all workers.
• One copy shall be locked in a safe of at least TRTL30x6/European Grade 5 strength, or a strongroom at the EN 1143-1 level. No one may see this copy.
• One copy shall be sent to that place of which we must not speak.

THE BEARER OF THIS DOCUMENT IS A LICENSED POPE, SO TREAT THEM RIGHT

• All statements are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense.
• There are no rules anywhere.
• The Goddess Prevails.

WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS

• Hack the Planet.