A Code of Conduct

KEEP IT DANK

Hail Eris. All hail Discordia.
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law.
Snitches get stitches.
If someone is bothering you, a good thing to do might be rewriting their contributions in a way that leaves the code incontrovertibly improved. The best revenge is getting good hacks on.
What the eye sees and the mind covets, let the hand boldly seize!
Nam Sibyllam quidem Cumis ego ipse oculis meis vidi in ampulla pendere, et cum illi pueri dicerent: Σίβνλλα τί ϴέλεις; respondebat illa: άπο ϴανεΐν ϴέλω.
Code talks, bullshit walks.

One copy shall be posted in a place visible to all workers.
One copy shall be locked in a safe of at least TRTL30x6/European Grade 5 strength, or a strongroom at the EN 1143-1 level. No one may see this copy.
One copy shall be sent to that place of which we must not speak.

All statements are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense.
There are no rules anywhere.
The Goddess Prevails.