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<p><strong>Some Pouches of Sleepytime Tea That Belonged to Your Partner Before You Moved In
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Together</strong></p>
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<noscript><img alt="A tea bag with a sleeping bear on it."
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src="https://media.newyorker.com/photos/5cd5ae4fb36101408ccecb47/master/w_1600%2Cc_limit/Lordon2-Tea-1.jpg"
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<p class="paywall">You refuse to drink this tea because you find it unsettling that it has
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known your partner for longer than you have. Who was he having Sleepytime with before you?
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What secrets are hidden within the creases of its slightly crumpled packaging? Is the bear
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in that stocking cap actually asleep, or is he just avoiding eye contact because he knows
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something? Get rid of this blend of suspicion and lemongrass now, or be disturbed by it till
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death do you part.</p>
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<p class="paywall"><strong>Loose-Leaf Black Tea Inside a Baggy</strong></p>
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<noscript><img alt="A Ziploc bag with loose tea in it."
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<p class="paywall">There’s a strong chance that these are just mouse droppings.</p>
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<p class="paywall"><strong>Mystery Tea Bag with the Label Missing</strong></p>
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contenttype="callout:feature-default">
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<noscript><img alt="A tea bag with unknown origins."
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class="ResponsiveImageContainer-dmuwLx fydubv responsive-image__image"
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src="https://media.newyorker.com/photos/5cd5ae4f5b65a32ea26f61f9/master/w_1600%2Cc_limit/Lordon2-Tea-3.jpg"
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<p class="paywall">This tea is the last of its kind, whatever that was. Give it a proper
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sendoff by pairing it with the last dregs of honey from the honey bear standing on its head.
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It’s time to end this demented countertop circus spectacle—it’s the
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only humane thing to do.</p>
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<p class="paywall"><strong>Single Sachet of Glitter Tea That You’ll Never Feel Worthy
|
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Enough to Drink</strong></p>
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<noscript><img alt="A heartshaped tea bag."
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<p class="paywall">This cursed object was a “gift” from a friend whom you no
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longer talk to. For the past two years, it has haunted your tea collection. Some say that if
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you hold it up to your ear, you can hear the faint whispers of past owners who have all been
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driven mad by it.</p>
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class="inline-recirc-wrapper inline-recirc-observer-target-1 viewport-monitor-anchor"></div>
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<p class="paywall"><strong>Organic Hibiscus Tea from Whole Foods That You Bought Because of
|
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the Packaging</strong></p>
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<noscript><img alt="An empty tea container holding coins."
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<p class="paywall">Never mind, you just store coins and buttons in this container now.</p>
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