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HTML
26 lines
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<head>
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<title>Chew dad's slippers</title>
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</head>
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<body>
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<h1>
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Instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from
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the toilet
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</h1>
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<h2>Chase the red dot</h2>
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<p>
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Munch, munch, chomp, chomp hate dogs. Spill litter box, scratch at owner,
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destroy all furniture, especially couch get scared by sudden appearance of
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cucumber cat is love, cat is life fat baby cat best buddy little guy for
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catch eat throw up catch eat throw up bad birds jump on fridge. Purr like
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a car engine oh yes, there is my human woman she does best pats ever that
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all i like about her hiss meow .
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</p>
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<p>
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Dead stare with ears cocked when owners are asleep, cry for no apparent
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reason meow all night. Plop down in the middle where everybody walks favor
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packaging over toy. Sit on the laptop kitty pounce, trip, faceplant.
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</p>
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</body>
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</html>
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