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<html xmlns:v="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:vml" xmlns:o="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40">
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<head>
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<meta name="author" content="THIS CODE IS SUPPOSED TO BE ATROCIOUS. It's 100% safe to visit TWWWE. The site may be awful, but it ain't dangerous.">
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<meta http-equiv="Content-Language" content="en-us">
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<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=windows-1252">
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<meta http-equiv="Page-Enter" content="blendTrans(Duration=1.0)">
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<bgsound src="outkast_-_hey_ya.mid" loop="-1">
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<link rel="File-List" href="index_files/filelist.xml">
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<title>The World's Worst Website Ever!</title>
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v\:* { behavior: url(#default#VML) }
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o\:* { behavior: url(#default#VML) }
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.shape { behavior: url(#default#VML) }
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.style1 {
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font-family: "Gill Sans", "Gill Sans MT", Calibri, "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;
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font-size: 32pt;
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}
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.style2 {
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font-size: 164pt;
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}
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.style3 {
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font-size: 42pt;
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}
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.style4 {
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font-size: 400pt;
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}
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</style>
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<![endif]-->
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<script>
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(function(i,s,o,g,r,a,m){i['GoogleAnalyticsObject']=r;i[r]=i[r]||function(){
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(i[r].q=i[r].q||[]).push(arguments)},i[r].l=1*new Date();a=s.createElement(o),
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m=s.getElementsByTagName(o)[0];a.async=1;a.src=g;m.parentNode.insertBefore(a,m)
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})(window,document,'script','//www.google-analytics.com/analytics.js','ga');
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ga('create', 'UA-46911809-1', 'theworldsworstwebsiteever.com');
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ga('send', 'pageview');
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<script language="JavaScript" fptype="dynamicanimation">
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function dynAnimation() {}
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function clickSwapImg() {}
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//-->
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</script>
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<script language="JavaScript1.2" fptype="dynamicanimation" src="animate.js">
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</script>
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<xml><o:shapedefaults v:ext="edit" spidmax="1027"/>
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</xml><![endif]-->
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</head>
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<body background="images/background.jpg" onload="dynAnimation()" language="Javascript1.2">
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<SCRIPT LANGUAGE="JavaScript1.2">
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/*
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Analog Clock III- Kurt Grigg (kurt.grigg@virgin.net)
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For full source code, 100's more DHTML scripts, and TOS,
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visit http://www.dynamicdrive.com
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*/
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colors = new Array('330099','00ff00','ff00ff'); //Clock face colors.
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sCol = 'ff00ff'; //seconds colour.
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mCol = '00ff00'; //minutes colour.
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hCol = 'red'; //hours colour.
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//Alter nothing below!
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H = '***';
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H = H.split('');
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H = H.reverse();
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M = '****';
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M = M.split('');
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M = M.reverse();
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S = '*****';
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S = S.split('');
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S = S.reverse();
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dots = 12;
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var Ypos = 0,Xpos = 0,Ybase = 0,Xbase = 0;
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var ay = 0, ax = 0, Ay = 0, Ax = 0, by = 0, bx = 0, By = 0, Bx = 0, cy
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= 0, cx = 0, Cy = 0, Cx = 0, dy = 0, dx = 0, Dy = 0, Dx = 0;
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count = 0;
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count_a = 0;
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move = 1;
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ie4=document.all
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ns = (document.layers)?1:0;
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viz = (document.layers)?'hide':'hidden';
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if (ns) {
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for (i = 0; i < dots; i++)
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document.write('<layer name=nface'+i+' top=0 left=0 bgcolor=#000099 clip="0,0,3,3"></layer>');
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for (i = 0; i < S.length; i++)
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document.write('<layer name=nx'+i+' top=0 left=0 width=36 height=36><font face=Verdana size=2 color='+sCol+'><center>'+S[i]+'</center></font></layer>');
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for (i = 0; i < M.length; i++)
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document.write('<layer name=ny'+i+' top=0 left=0 width=36 height=36><font face=Verdana size=2 color='+mCol+'><center>'+M[i]+'</center></font></layer>');
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for (i = 0; i < H.length; i++)
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document.write('<layer name=nz'+i+' top=0 left=0 width=36 height=36><font face=Verdana size=2 color='+hCol+'><center>'+H[i]+'</center></font></layer>');
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}
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else if (ie4){
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document.write('<div id="W" style="position:absolute;top:0px;left:0px"><div style="position:relative">');
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for (i = 0; i < dots; i++) {
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document.write('<div id="face" style="position:absolute;top:0px;left:0px;width:3px;height:3px;font-size:3px;background:#000099"></div>');
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}
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document.write('</div></div>');
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document.write('<div id="X" style="position:absolute;top:0px;left:0px"><div style="position:relative">');
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for (i = 0; i < S.length; i++) {
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document.write('<div id="x" style="position:absolute;width:36px;height:36px;font-family:Verdana;font-size:12px;color:'+sCol+';text-align:center;padding-top:10px">'+S[i]+'</div>');
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}
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document.write('</div></div>')
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document.write('<div id="Y" style="position:absolute;top:0px;left:0px"><div style="position:relative">');
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for (i = 0; i < M.length; i++) {
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document.write('<div id="y" style="position:absolute;width:36px;height:36px;font-family:Verdana;font-size:12px;color:'+mCol+';text-align:center;padding-top:10px">'+M[i]+'</div>');
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}
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document.write('</div></div>')
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document.write('<div id="Z" style="position:absolute;top:0px;left:0px"><div style="position:relative">');
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for (i = 0; i < H.length; i++) {
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document.write('<div id="z" style="position:absolute;width:36px;height:36px;font-family:Verdana;font-size:12px;color:'+hCol+';text-align:center;padding-top:10px">'+H[i]+'</div>');
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}
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document.write('</div></div>');
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}
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if (ns) {
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window.captureEvents(Event.MOUSEMOVE);
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function nsMouse(evnt) {
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Ypos = evnt.pageY + 100;
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Xpos = evnt.pageX + 100;
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}
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window.onMouseMove = nsMouse;
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}
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else if (ie4){
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function ieMouse() {
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Ypos = event.y + 100;
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Xpos = event.x + 100;
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}
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document.onmousemove = ieMouse;
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}
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function clock() {
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time = new Date ();
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secs = time.getSeconds();
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sec = -1.57 + Math.PI * secs / 30;
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mins = time.getMinutes();
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min = -1.57 + Math.PI * mins / 30;
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hr = time.getHours();
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hrs = -1.575 + Math.PI * hr / 6 + Math.PI * parseInt(time.getMinutes())
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/ 360;
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Ybase = 15;
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Xbase = 15;
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if (ns) {
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document.layers["nx"+0].visibility = viz;
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document.layers["ny"+0].visibility = viz;
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document.layers["nz"+0].visibility = viz;
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for (i = 0; i < S.length; i++) {
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document.layers["nx"+i].top = ay - 12 + (i * Ybase) * Math.sin(sec);
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document.layers["nx"+i].left = ax - 12 + (i * Xbase) * Math.cos(sec);
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}
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for (i = 0; i < M.length; i++) {
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document.layers["ny"+i].top = by - 12 + (i * Ybase) * Math.sin(min);
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document.layers["ny"+i].left = bx - 12 + (i * Xbase) * Math.cos(min);
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}
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for (i = 0; i < H.length; i++) {
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document.layers["nz"+i].top = cy - 12 + (i * Ybase) * Math.sin(hrs);
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document.layers["nz"+i].left = cx - 12 + (i * Xbase) * Math.cos(hrs);
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}
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for (i = 0; i < dots; ++i) {
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document.layers["nface"+i].top = dy - 2 + (70 *
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Math.sin(-0.49+dots+i/1.9));
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document.layers["nface"+i].left = dx + 4 + (70 *
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Math.cos(-0.49+dots+i/1.9));
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}
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}
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else if (ie4) {
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var scrll = document.body.scrollTop;
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W.style.pixelTop = scrll;
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X.style.pixelTop = scrll;
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Y.style.pixelTop = scrll;
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Z.style.pixelTop = scrll;
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x[0].style.visibility=viz;
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y[0].style.visibility = viz;
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z[0].style.visibility = viz;
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for (i = 0; i < S.length; i++) {
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x[i].style.pixelTop = ay - 12 + (i * Ybase) * Math.sin(sec);
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x[i].style.pixelLeft = ax - 12 + (i * Xbase) * Math.cos(sec);
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}
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for (i = 0; i < M.length; i++) {
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y[i].style.pixelTop = by - 12 + (i * Ybase) * Math.sin(min);
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y[i].style.pixelLeft = bx - 12 + (i * Xbase) * Math.cos(min);
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}
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for (i = 0; i < H.length; i++) {
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z[i].style.pixelTop = cy - 12 + (i * Ybase) * Math.sin(hrs);
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z[i].style.pixelLeft = cx - 12 + (i * Xbase) * Math.cos(hrs);
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}
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for (i = 0; i < dots; ++i) {
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face[i].style.pixelTop = dy + 6 + (70 * Math.sin(-0.49 + dots + i /
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1.9));
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face[i].style.pixelLeft = dx + 4 + (70 * Math.cos(-0.49 + dots + i /
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1.9));
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}
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}
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}
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function MouseFollow() {
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ay = Math.round(Ay += ((Ypos) - Ay) * 4 / 15);
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ax = Math.round(Ax += ((Xpos) - Ax) * 4 / 15);
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by = Math.round(By += (ay - By) * 4 / 15);
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bx = Math.round(Bx += (ax - Bx) * 4 / 15);
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cy = Math.round(Cy += (by - Cy) * 4 / 15);
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cx = Math.round(Cx += (bx - Cx) * 4 / 15);
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dy = Math.round(Dy += (cy - Dy) * 4 / 15);
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dx = Math.round(Dx += (cx - Dx) * 4 / 15);
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clock();
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setTimeout('MouseFollow()',10);
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}
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function StartAll() {
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MouseFollow();
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}
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if (document.layers || document.all) window.onload = StartAll;
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// End -->
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</script>
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<table border="3" width="90%" cellspacing="4" cellpadding="5" bordercolor="#000080">
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<tr>
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<td>
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<img border="0" src="images/logo.gif" width="1206" height="79"><br>
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<font size="5">COMING SOON: An even worse site! Look for it sometime
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later, eventually! we PROMISE!</font></td>
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</tr>
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</table>
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<table border="0" cellpadding="0" style="border-collapse: collapse" width="900" height="300">
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<tr>
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<td width="316">
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<table border="0" width="300" height="336" cellpadding="0" background="images/brownsign1.gif" style="border-collapse: collapse">
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<tr>
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<td height="152" width="332" valign="bottom">
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<table border="0" width="300" height="79" cellpadding="0" style="border-collapse: collapse">
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<tr>
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<td width="100"> </td>
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<td width="54" align="center">
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<img alt="" height="60" src="images/9.gif" width="40"></td>
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<td width="51" align="center">
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<img alt="" height="60" src="images/9.gif" width="40"></td>
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<td width="50" align="center">
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<img alt="" height="60" src="images/9.gif" width="40"></td>
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<td width="46"> </td>
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</tr>
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</table>
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</td>
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</tr>
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<tr>
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<td height="86" width="332" valign="bottom">
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<table border="0" width="300" height="76" cellpadding="0" style="border-collapse: collapse">
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<tr>
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<td width="100"> </td>
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<td width="54" align="center">
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<img alt="" height="60" src="images/9.gif" width="40"></td>
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<td width="50" align="center">
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<img alt="" height="60" src="images/9.gif" width="40"></td>
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<td width="51" align="center">
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<img alt="" height="60" src="images/9.gif" width="40"></td>
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<td width="45"> </td>
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</tr>
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</table>
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</td>
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</tr>
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<tr>
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<td height="93" width="332" valign="bottom">
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<table border="0" width="300" height="76" cellpadding="0" style="border-collapse: collapse">
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<tr>
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<td width="102">
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<img style="float: right"alt="" height="60" src="images/1.gif" width="40"></td>
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<td width="54" align="center">
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<img alt="" height="60" src="images/4.gif" width="40"></td>
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<td width="50" align="center">
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<img alt="" height="60" src="images/0.gif" width="40"></td>
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<td width="51" align="center">
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<img alt="" height="60" src="images/5.gif" width="40"></td>
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<td width="45"><img alt="" height="60" src="images/8.gif" width="40"></td>
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</tr>
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</table>
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</td>
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</tr>
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<tr>
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<td height="5" width="332" valign="bottom">
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<span style="font-size: 1pt"> </span></td>
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</tr>
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</table>
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<p> </td>
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<td valign="top">
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<table border="2" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" bgcolor="#FFFF00" bordercolor="#FF0000">
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<tr>
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<td>
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<div style="position: absolute; left: 937px; top: 174px; width: 800px; height: 333px; border: 10px dotted purple;">
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<span class="style1">OHHH BOY! </span><br><span class="style2" style="line-height: 150px;">v 2.0
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</span><br><span class="style3">of TWWWE coming SHORTlY!</span></div>
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<p align="left"><i><font size="4">>>>>> You've found</font></i><font size="7">
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</font><img src="images/shimmering-multistars.gif" border="0" width="64" height="64"><font size="7"><font color="#FF00FF">T</font><font color="#00FF00">h</font><font color="#000080">e</font>
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<font color="#808080">World's</font> </font><i>
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<font color="#0000FF" style="font-size: 42pt">Worst</font></i><font size="7">
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<font color="#00FF00">Website</font> </font>
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<blink><i><u><font size="6"><b>
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<font color="#008080">E</font><font color="#FF0000">v</font><font color="#00FFFF">e</font><font color="#FF00FF">r</font><font color="#FFFFFF">!</font></b></font></u></i></blink><img src="images/shimmering-multistars.gif" border="0" width="202" height="64"></td>
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</tr>
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</table>
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<div align="center">
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<table border="1" width="100%" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="4" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" bordercolor="#808080">
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<tr>
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<td>
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<p align="center"><span style="font-size: 8pt"> TWWWE is a
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project to highlight errors in web design by breaking every single
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design rule imaginable.<br>
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<a href="new_page_1.htm">Click here</a> for an incomplete list of
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errors found on this site.</span></td>
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</tr>
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</table>
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</div>
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<p>
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<img height="32" alt="2 workers" src="images/2_workers.gif" width="600" border="0"></p>
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<p align="center">
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<font size="4" face="Comic Sans MS"><span style="background-color: #FFFF00">
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WATCH OUT! </span> <span style="background-color: #FF6600">This site is
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under construction! =) <br>
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</span></font>
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<img height="52" alt="email box" src="images/email_10_animated.gif" width="45" border="0">
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<-- send us email!</td>
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</tr>
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</table>
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<script type="text/javascript"><!--
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google_ad_client = "pub-1190779243209714";
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/* 728x90, created 7/7/11 */
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google_ad_slot = "9721947463";
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google_ad_width = 728;
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google_ad_height = 90;
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//-->
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</script>
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<script type="text/javascript"
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src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js">
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</script>
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<table border="1" width="110%" cellspacing="3" cellpadding="2" bordercolor="#FF6600" height="52">
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<tr>
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<td width="225" valign="top" bgcolor="#FF0000">
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</font><font face="Verdana" color="#0000FF" size="1">(and other kewl
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<td> <img height="20" src="images/new21.gif" width="38"><font size="4"><font color="#FFFF00"><b><span style="background-color: #FF6600"><a dynamicanimation="fpAnimformatRolloverFP1" fprolloverstyle="font-size: 18pt" onmouseover="rollIn(this)" onmouseout="rollOut(this)" language="Javascript1.2" href="#news">NEW
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<a href="http://www.weather.">WEATHER</a> G<a href="maps.google.com">OOGLE
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<a href="http://www.explorekentuckylake.com">VISIT KENTUCKY LAKE!</a>
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<blink><a href="#photos">SHOCKING PICTURES!</a>
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<a href="#colors">AMAZING COLOURS</a>
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<a href="http://www.smokiesadventure.com">SMOKY MOUNTAINS!</a></blink></font></b></td>
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<img src="http://www.concentric.net/~snwflwr/updated.gif"><a name="news"></a>Welcome to our
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new world's Worst WEbsite <blink>EVER!</blink> we're stoked to be able to bring u
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da best in REALLY BAD WEBSITE DESIGN! Our goal is to break every
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single rule in website deign!!! As an
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educational tool, the aim of this sight is to pinpoint and hi-light the
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very worst things 1 could do in desinging a website. You can see a
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list of all the errors on this sight by <a href="new_page_1.htm">
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clicking hear</a>! <img height="20" src="images/new21.gif" width="38"><img height="20" src="images/new21.gif" width="38"><img height="20" src="images/new21.gif" width="38">
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<p align="center">
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<img border="0" src="images/MPj04373460000[1].jpg" width="135" height="180"><br>
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<img border="0" src="images/nuke.jpg" width="307" height="212"><br>
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<marquee scrollamount="15">I'm fast!</marquee><br>
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<marquee scrollamount="16">I'm faster!</marquee><br>
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<marquee scrollamount="18">I'm fastest!</marquee><br>
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<marquee scrollamount="135">I'm fastestest!!!</marquee></p>
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<a name="colors"></a>This box has nothing to do with anything, so you
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don't have to read it.</font></td>
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<font face="Impact" style="font-size: 72pt" color="#00FFFF">P</font><font face="Impact" style="font-size: 72pt" color="#0000FF">I</font><font face="Impact" style="font-size: 72pt" color="#00FFFF">NK</font></td>
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<p align="center"><font size="6" color="#FF0000">RED ON BLUE IS GREAT!</font></td>
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<p align="center"><font color="#0000FF" size="6">BLUE ON RED IS BETTER!</font></td>
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<a href="http://www.easycounter.com/">
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<br>since October 3, 2009 +3310 visitors prior. Last Updated:
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<img src="http://www.virtuallandmedia.com/img5/h-lines2/h-line01.gif"><img border="0" src="images/fir.jpg" width="28" height="28"> <img border="0" src="images/fir.jpg" width="28" height="28"></p>
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<font size="1">This sight is best view through
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<img src="images/ie7.jpg" width="44" height="36"></a>Internet Explorer or
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<img alt="firefox-3.jpg" src="images/firefox-3.jpg" width="28" height="28"></a>Firefox.
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1024x768 resolution. Macs are stupid and so is Safari so this sight prolly
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<font face="Times New Roman" size="2"><EFBFBD> 2008-2013 The World's Worst Website Ever
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/ <a href="http://www.explorationsmediagroup.com">Explorations Media Group</a>.
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Web design by KLP /
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<a href="http://www.kylake.us">Kentucky Lake Productions, LLC</a> - Murray, KY.
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