# A Code of Conduct

## KEEP IT DANK

* Hail Eris. All hail Discordia.
* Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law.
* Snitches get stitches.
* If someone is bothering you, a good thing to do might be rewriting their contributions in a way that leaves the code incontrovertibly improved. The best revenge is getting good hacks on.
* What the eye sees and the mind covets, let the hand boldly seize!
* Nam Sibyllam quidem Cumis ego ipse oculis meis vidi in ampulla pendere, et cum illi pueri dicerent: *Σίβνλλα τί ϴέλεις*; respondebat illa: *άπο ϴανεΐν ϴέλω*.
* Code talks, bullshit walks.

## THIS DOCUMENT MUST BE COPIED IN TRIPLICATE

* One copy shall be posted in a place visible to all workers.
* One copy shall be locked in a safe of at least TRTL30x6/European Grade 5 strength, or a strongroom at the EN 1143-1 level. No one may see this copy.
* One copy shall be sent to that place of which we must not speak.

## THE BEARER OF THIS DOCUMENT IS A LICENSED POPE, SO TREAT THEM RIGHT

* All statements are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense.
* There are no rules anywhere.
* The Goddess Prevails.

## WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS

* Hack the Planet.