diff --git a/CODE_OF_CONDUCT.md b/CODE_OF_CONDUCT.md
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..6e3998482
--- /dev/null
+++ b/CODE_OF_CONDUCT.md
@@ -0,0 +1,16 @@
+The Erisian Code of Conduct, version 1.0
+
+
+* Hail Eris! All hail Discordia!
+* Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
+* Snitches get stitches.
+* If someone is bothering you, a good thing to do is rewrite their
+   contributions in a way that incontrovertibly improves them. They'll
+   often get frustrated, and leave.
+* What the eye sees and the mind covets, let the hand boldly seize.
+* Nam Sibyllam quidem Cumis ego ipse oculis meis vidi in ampulla pendere, et
+  cum illi pueri dicerent: Σίβνλλα τί ϴέλεις; respondebat illa: άπο ϴανεΐν ϴέλω.
+* Code talks, bullshit walks.
+
+
+THIS DOCUMENT MUST BE COPIED IN TRIPLICATE