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# HumansBeingBros

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HR_Dragonfly
2.0k points · 1 day ago

Pulled that wiener back from the brink.

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nvrmnd_tht_was_dumb
34 points · 1 day ago

🎶Put that weiner back where it came from or so help meeeee🎶

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Wacks_on_Wacks_off
3 points · 22 hours ago

> Pulled that wiener back from the drink

FTFY

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Mightsnipe
629 points · 1 day ago

Can a wiener dog even swim effectively at all? Would think the body mass to leg ratio would be too big to tread water very well.

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langdonsnare
488 points · 1 day ago

They actually aren't that bad, my friends short hair ween loves to swim but my long hair doesn't want to mess up his fluffy locks.

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koobstylz
239 points · 1 day ago

Understandable. Fashion is most important.

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bertcox
36 points · 1 day ago

Not to my Great Pyrn, pond with scum and dead animals floating in it. I now have a green shit smelling dog to wash.

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L0VEmeharder
12 points · 23 hours ago

pics pls

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bertcox
11 points · 22 hours ago

Late summer time last year as puppy, he is patiently waiting for it to melt.

Here he is in a blizzard.

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ces614
2 points · 21 hours ago

Oh he is a giant floof! Love it!

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Kalladdin
39 points · 1 day ago

> short hair ween

Good hygiene is important, people!

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KelseyAnn94
8 points · 1 day ago

Do we have the same dog?

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cgmaciel
41 points · 1 day ago

Yes the can! They even have webbed feet!

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Lives4Glitter
37 points · 1 day ago

Hold up really? BRB gonna go check my wiener...

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FrighteningJibber
27 points · 1 day ago

You had yours removed when you were born bud.

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jairom
1 point · 1 day ago

Consider yourself lucky

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Odnetnin90
15 points · 1 day ago

Great for swimming even BETTER at digging holes in your yard.

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cgmaciel
8 points · 1 day ago

The true apex of canine evolution IMHO

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TrueRusher
60 points · 1 day ago

I had a wiener dog for 12 years and I can confirm that they can swim effectively.

It looks silly but it works!

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SmileyMelons
17 points · 1 day ago

The body looks buoyant and the legs are small but there are four so it is alright, plus good for small changes in direction. Idk if it is factual but that is how I feel about a water wiener doggo.

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norunningwater
2 points · 20 hours ago

I imagine they're buoyant like a wiener patrol boat, with four little adjustable paws to guide. It floats itself.

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